I am Dionn Reneé
I'm an Artist. I have mixed and used hues of color that have yet to be discovered and named.
I am a proactive force often seen meditating in highly specialized gear doing spectacular stunts.
I am the secretary of Oreo Nation. I'm from Da Burg, AKA Harrisburg, PA.
The laws of physics, gravity, and Pennsylvania do not apply to me. I levitate, navigate, and elevate.
I have unlimited minutes and texting... I have a life threatening disease and am still alive.
I smell like exotic endangered roses that only grow during warm seasons in Southern Italy.
I made all the paintings hanging in my house....your house wants a Dionn Reneé Original too.
I have a midlife crisis at least once a year. Colonel Sanders absolutely loves my fried chicken.
When Im bored I train Siberian white tigers to fetch ...I have traveled around the world.
All my kids will have the same last name.
I am not the real slim shady ...so I guess Ill sit down.
...a few months ago, I discovered the cure for the bird flu but forgot to write it down.
I deserve love and affection...io ho la regazza bella in il mondo.
Im an artist.
I am The Headliner. Computer geniuses, rocket scientists and monk elders frequently ask me for advice.
I have played Juliet...Juliet has played me. I have escaped Ellis Island. I pulled a Lindsay Lohan better than Lindsay Lohan.
I am an expert at bending spoons with my mind. I dont bend the rules.
Ive been to several super bowls where my team won. I have killer recipes for both eggplant Parmesan and apple pie.
I can tell you how to get to Sesame Street.
My dad is a super hero. My mom doesnt know I can see her halo.
I freed Tibet. I feed the homeless and donate Prada, Versace, and Dolce & Gabbana.
I am part of the yes we will project. My best friends and I invented the vomlet.
Did I mention that I'm an Artist?
I am always caller # 9 and Im a national gold metal bingo champion.
The pope was my neighbor. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket...because I used to work there.
While filming an award winning movie in Canada I rescued a small village from an avalanche.
Do you know when the apes plant corn at midnight? I do.
I also know why the caged bird sings. My weekends start on Wednesday.
I can cough, sneeze, fart, blink, hiccup, frolic, smile and sing at the same time.
Im also the one who put the bop in the bop shoo bop, the L in Loser, and the "I" in team.
Im fantastically well, a concrete analyst, 5foot3 and my bills are all paid.
I always know precisely 4 minutes and 30 seconds before Im about to spontaneously combust.
you like me...
your mom likes me...I maintain to Be Different....I capture mass attention
Im am Dionn Reneé...I'm an artist...
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